King of the Gluesniffers (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} captainalias) wrote,@ 2007-03-07 11:13:00 |
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CBS Turned Me Gay
Too much gayness in the superbowl halftime show
Summary - there were phallic overtones during the superbowl halftime show and someone is getting bent out of shape. Specifically, "[my son] hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay...Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY."
Watch the scene from the superbowl: here.
I find this kind of worldview just hilarious. Do these people really believe everyone is just an image away from turning homosexual?
"Honey I'm sorry but I was watching the superbowl earlier and before I thought a wife and kids was good for me but now I think cosmopolitans and fashion design is more my thing. I'll be at the Manhole if you need me."
I sure am glad gay marriage isn't straight up legal yet or else families everywhere would disintegrate as men everywhere divorced their wives, left their kids and descended into the delicious decadence that a life of homosexuality implies.
edit: Man I just watched what people were getting bent about. I just know the people that complained are the same people that don't believe in dinosaurs and think that carbon dating is God's way of sending scientists to hell. What a bunch of fucking idiots.
Too much gayness in the superbowl halftime show
Summary - there were phallic overtones during the superbowl halftime show and someone is getting bent out of shape. Specifically, "[my son] hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay...Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY."
Watch the scene from the superbowl: here.
I find this kind of worldview just hilarious. Do these people really believe everyone is just an image away from turning homosexual?
"Honey I'm sorry but I was watching the superbowl earlier and before I thought a wife and kids was good for me but now I think cosmopolitans and fashion design is more my thing. I'll be at the Manhole if you need me."
I sure am glad gay marriage isn't straight up legal yet or else families everywhere would disintegrate as men everywhere divorced their wives, left their kids and descended into the delicious decadence that a life of homosexuality implies.
edit: Man I just watched what people were getting bent about. I just know the people that complained are the same people that don't believe in dinosaurs and think that carbon dating is God's way of sending scientists to hell. What a bunch of fucking idiots.
