King of the Gluesniffers (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} captainalias) wrote,@ 2007-01-19 20:16:00 |
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T Martins.
I had the misfortune of trying a Tim Horton's breakfast sandwich a few days ago. I cannot describe how bad it was. I've been disappointed by fast food before, but this was the culinary equivalent of the scene in the Exorcist when the girl vomits pea soup all over herself. It was so bad it was soul searing. The egg, bun and cheese were one homogeneous mass of grease and cheap cooking oil pressed together into a sickly yellow brick. I've seen healthier looking things come out of a colostomy bag. Fuck you Timmy Ho's, you let me down. Way the hell down.
I had the misfortune of trying a Tim Horton's breakfast sandwich a few days ago. I cannot describe how bad it was. I've been disappointed by fast food before, but this was the culinary equivalent of the scene in the Exorcist when the girl vomits pea soup all over herself. It was so bad it was soul searing. The egg, bun and cheese were one homogeneous mass of grease and cheap cooking oil pressed together into a sickly yellow brick. I've seen healthier looking things come out of a colostomy bag. Fuck you Timmy Ho's, you let me down. Way the hell down.
