King of the Gluesniffers (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} captainalias) wrote,@ 2006-08-16 22:26:00 |
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The Opposite Side of Bizarre
I read the Tucker Max Message Board. At the best of times this is a den of sin and horror, but today takes the cake. A 16 year old kid comes on and posts this:
Subject: Ask a cripple
Body: Ever wanted to ask a handicapped person something but you didn't want to offend them? Now is your chance! Ask me ANYTHING! I will answer 100% honestly.
Of course, the TMMB is full of jackals and fuckups, so this thread went south quick. The first few questions were pretty tame - people asking about political correctness, dealing with people who park in handicap spots, and some stuff about his lifestyle. Then it was revealed that because he has no motor control, he's never had an orgasm and is sexually frustrated. From there, it was only a short leap to 'Which one of the women on this board wants to sleep with this kid?' Unfortunately, him being 16 means that there's age of consent issues which could in theory get Tucker Max charged with Assessory to Statutory Rape if he set something up.
One of the hypotheticals put to the kid:
Would you rather:
Have a 9 hour and 16 min. tag-team sex marathon with Kate Beckinsale and Scarlett Johansson, but die immediately afterwards,
or...
Get a nationally televised hand job from Dustin Diamond resulting in a 23 roper orgasm. Afterwards, you are cured of MD and live a normal life expectancy.
Read the whole thing here on the TMMB.
I read the Tucker Max Message Board. At the best of times this is a den of sin and horror, but today takes the cake. A 16 year old kid comes on and posts this:
Subject: Ask a cripple
Body: Ever wanted to ask a handicapped person something but you didn't want to offend them? Now is your chance! Ask me ANYTHING! I will answer 100% honestly.
Of course, the TMMB is full of jackals and fuckups, so this thread went south quick. The first few questions were pretty tame - people asking about political correctness, dealing with people who park in handicap spots, and some stuff about his lifestyle. Then it was revealed that because he has no motor control, he's never had an orgasm and is sexually frustrated. From there, it was only a short leap to 'Which one of the women on this board wants to sleep with this kid?' Unfortunately, him being 16 means that there's age of consent issues which could in theory get Tucker Max charged with Assessory to Statutory Rape if he set something up.
One of the hypotheticals put to the kid:
Would you rather:
or...
Read the whole thing here on the TMMB.
